Stand back while I freak the f%$# out.

Posted on September 19, 2009 by blissfully caffeinated

So, I’m having a baby in exactly 27 days. An actual baby. A baby that requires diapers and clothes and a bed and a car seat and an emotionally stable mother. Also? I’ve known for oh, about 7 1/2 months now that said baby is on it’s way.
Here is what I’ve done so far to get ready [...]

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Because it’s funny, dammit.

Posted on September 10, 2009 by blissfully caffeinated

I was browsing through the Someecards website, trying to find something rude and hilarious romantic to send the mister, since it’s his birthday tomorrow, and I came across a couple of cards (as I always do) that made me pee my pants (not that it takes that much to make me pee my pants these days, [...]

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Zantac is my lover

Posted on September 1, 2009 by blissfully caffeinated

And other Random Tuesday Thoughts…

Yes, I have taken a lover. His name is Zantac. He is small and round and pink and when I become one with my little pink lover, he takes away the desire that I have to rip this ass baby from my womb with my bare hands JUST TO STOP THE [...]

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