This Ass Baby Better Stop Making Me Barf Because It’s Cutting Into My American Idol Time.

Folks, as you may have noticed, I’ve been falling down on the job a bit here. It’s just with all the retching, and exhaustion and headaches (not to mention the apocalyptic second flea hatching) I haven’t felt up to doing the work that blogging is all about. And you know what that is.
Yep, it’s American [...]

I seem to be carrying an ass baby. It’s probably some sort of medical miracle. But mostly it’s embarrassing.

This is what is known as a Belly Band:

It’s kind of embarrassing to have to wear one when you are only eight weeks pregnant. 
Especially when I’m pretty sure that bulge in my tummy has nothing to do with my expanding uterus and everything to do with the grilled cheese sandwiches I’ve been eating for breakfast.
These [...]

March is now Staph Infection Month. Mark it on your calenders.

We’re on day 6 of the Great Staph Infection of 2009 here at the Caffeinated house.  It’s been an ideal diversion from all the dry heaving and retching.
The Great Staph Infection of 2009 began innocently enough with a bump on Caroline’s inner eyelid. Mr. Caffeinated took one look at it and said, “That’s a sty.”
Having had [...]

Knocked Up.

So, have you guys ever heard of a Transvaginal Ultrasound? Yeah, neither had I. Until last week when I experienced it firsthand. It’s pretty much what you would imagine and it’s possibly one of the weirdest things I have experienced in my life. People, after months of fertility testing and two pregnancies, I’ve had many, [...]