Why, God, Why???

I was really trying to cut down on the amount of cursing in this blog, because lately my posts are filled with potty words, but goddammit, my coffeepot refused to brew coffee this morning. I turned it off and on, I unplugged it, and I hit the little red emergency button on the electrical outlet, [...]

You know you’re a stupid whore when…

This afternoon I had fitting room duty at the Pineapple. I was running back and forth between the fitting room and the sales floor, taking go-backs to their appropriate sections, and I kept hearing snatches of a customer’s cell phone convo. A lady was trying on clothes, and while she was trying on clothes she was [...]

“Charlie, have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff or a subway platform with someone and you thought just for a split second ‘What if I pushed him?’”

So, for some reason, my husband can’t stand to see me sleeping peacefully. He often comes into our bedroom and wakes me up by talking to me, even though he can clearly see that I’m curled up in a ball, eyes closed, with what I can only assume to be that deep, even sleep breathing. [...]

The Cable Company, Scientists That Work On DVD Technology, Spanish Television And The Coen Brothers Can All Kiss My Ass.

So, I recently got into a little tiff with our local cable company. And by “tiff” I mean that I told a customer service agent (the words customer and service being thrown around very loosely over there) to suck it, refused to pay my bill and slammed down the phone. Shortly thereafter, our cable and internet service [...]