Mah Tree (And More Christmas Tree Pictures Than You Ever Thought You Wanted To See)

So yesterday, as I was recovering from all the tree related anxiety and cleaning my house in preparation for Caroline’s birthday party this weekend and the overnight guests that will be staying with us, I received a phone call.
“Hi Jennifer, this is so-and-so from Pineapple Commonwealth. Did you forget that you’re supposed to work today?”
“Why [...]

Insert Grey’s Anatomy Post Title Here.

Right, so Denny Duquette has apparently returned as a full time member of the Grey’s Anatomy cast. Even though he’s dead. Died two seasons ago. The LVAD wire / prom thing? Remember that? I do. Apparently the writers do not. He’s had more screen time the last two episodes than poor George. And George is still [...]

Oh Deer.

So, I meant to type up a Grey’s Anatomy post this week, because I’ve been dying to talk about Denny, but I just don’t have the time to even think about it. Between my shifts at the Pineapple and the impending Tree deadline, I’ve been running around like a crazy person.
My agenda today is all [...]

Spin Recycle: Judge Not, Ye Judgers, Lest That Judging Judgement Come Back To Bite Thee In Thine Ass

Remember yesterday, when I recycled a post for Sprite’s Keeper’s Spin Cycle? Well, I’m doing it again today. Sorry Jen, for making you link twice, but I like this recycle thing too much to let the opportunity go to waste.  
When I first started this blog, I wrote a couple of posts about how my perceptions [...]

Spin Recycle: I Hate Snakes. They Should All Die Slow Agonizing Deaths. In Private. So We Never Have To See Them Ever Again.

God bless Sprite’s Keeper. She saves my ass week after week with her Spin Cycle topics. This week she’s come up with a particularly brilliant idea. She wants us to dig in our archives and re-post one of our favorite blog entries. I gotta tell ya, I love this idea so much I want to [...]

Life Is Not Whatnot

So, I started my job at the Pineapple. I go there my first day and I’m assigned a buddy. A mentor if you will, to show me the ropes at the Pineapple and to teach me the mysteries of the cash register system and explain the zones to me. Zones are very, very important at [...]

Awards, Awards, and More Awards!

Get out your high heels (not you, Captain Dumbass),  your fancy dress, a tuxedo for the menfolk, and get ready to stroll down the red carpet because today is Award Day. Woo hoo! Prepare yourselves because I’m going to pass out awards to everyone I know and possibly people that I don’t know.
First I have to accept [...]

Sprite’s Keeper Say Relax

The always lovely Sprite’s Keeper has commanded us to write about relaxing this week for the Spin Cycle. I get my relax on in one of two ways (minds out of the gutter now): TV or books. Or, preferably, both at the same time. I love nothing more than to park in front of a [...]